Sunday, January 30, 2011

First Post

Well... Its real now. I finally have a blog. You see the people in movies and on television who find catharsis and meaning through the witty and peotic commentary they post to blogs, with adoring followers who make T shirts with their blog name on them...

That... is not me.

I mean really, who enters a venture expecting wild raving success? I'm sure the ridicilously famous and overpaid hollywood crowd are still surprised at their success. Imagine the scene, Cameron Diaz, in a milk bath, reflecting on the day...

"That camera man was totally eying me... I really should refrain from choosing roles with such flagrant nudity... It should redirect people's attention UP my body and realize that my eyes aren't on my chest... He was handsome though... Should I stop pulling a Kardashian and pull a Julia Roberts instead (She is really as nice as she seems!) and date a cameraman... Oh wait! I'm in a milk bath! I've met Julia Roberts! People stare at my chest! I am living the dream... I never really expected this... Wow...'

Through this Blog I hope... To NOT be Harriet the spy, ostracizing the people in her life, nor will I be Ugly Betty... In any way. I hope to not be on of those cynical people who observe life from a distance without bothering to take part. What I actually DO hope to be... Lets wait and see...